Garages
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Today in my garage i found a cat and the cats name was bob. bob the cat knows how to drive cars, but only automatics (he cant reach the clutch and the shifter) one time bob ran away and i found him at a brothrel. bob is a very bad kitty. I tried to have bob declawed after he tried to slit my wrist while i was sleeping but he said he needs his claws to roll blunts and boy do i love bobs blunts one time bob rolled a cheech and chong type blunt and boy were we stoned that was the first time i could understand bobs speech you would think a cat doesnt know that many words but bob sure does i love bob and hes the best cat in the world asdf asd
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