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Oral Interp. of Lit.
Name: Alexis Walker
Age: 35
Occupation: Married a rich older man, so I basically sit around and do nothing all day.
Health: Smoker and boozer since eight
Nationality: Black and beautiful
Where do you live: New York, New York. Im from the lovely borrow called Queens. Im upper class, wealthy, rich, and all that jazz. My pent house looks over the city and I laugh at all the poor weaklings I see below.
Family: I rid my parents off long ago. I have three stepchildren, but I couldnt tell you there names, I just dont care. My husband Stanley, my rich sugar daddy, is serving a four month jail sentence for God knows what. Nobody knows my past, even me, I boozed it out of my life.
Social Status: The cream of the crop, the best of the best, I socialize with only the most elite sophisticated and filthy ass rich people you ever met. Middle class is below me, most people are.
Religion: Who? what is that. Sure, of course I pray, I pray every night that marijuana, cocaine, and oxy cotton become legal.
Political views: Augh, sick. Who cares, boring. Im just gonna say republican. Gotta look out for my own.
Sexuality: Ive been known to get a little naughty with the ladies, with the minors, and the British.
Education: Hmm.. I remember some college. Yes there was the dorm room parties, and the frat parties, ooo and um Michael Sanders, he was quite nice.
Hobbies, Interests, Skills, Talents: Well, Im an avid martini drinker and I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
Philosophy: the only philosophy I carry around with me is, why put off tomorrow what you could drink today. That there has got me through a lot of tough times.
Personality/Temperament: Im as easy going as they