Gu4tg8
Gu4tg8
Tips to impress a girl: sit with her at lunch, give her your sweat shirt, spend time with her, make her feel good, put your arm round her, kiss her, make her laugh, and dont go out with her unless you truley like her and not using her.
Click on “Like”
Tips to impress a girl: sit with her at lunch, give her your sweat shirt, spend time with her, make her feel good, put your arm round her, kiss her, make her laugh, and dont go out with her unless you truley like her and not using her.
Annoying th i ngs to do on an elevator
1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
3) MEOW occasionally.
4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “Youre one of THEM” – and back away slowly
5) SAY -DING at each floor.
6) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
7) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
8) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
9) WHEN theres only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasnt you.
10) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “Thats mine!”
11) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it
12.) talk on your cell phone in a Jersey Accent
Theres a kid at my school named Luigi.
I jokingly asked him one day if his brothers name his Mario.
His response,
“Yeah it is and yes my dog is named Yoshi.”
Best. Parents. Ever.
Guys,
we dont shave our legs every
day. Get over it. Sometimes,
we just want to talk to our
friends. No, we dont always
want to make out. Excuse us
if our boobs arent as big as
that girl on TVs. Hello, our
face is up here? Our bikini is
as far as youre gunna get,
pal. So dont try a n y harder.
NO, were not going to hang
out with you all the time and
YES, we still love you. Our
best friends come first. Call
Last QuotesTrending QuotesTop Quotes
Tips to impress a girl: sit with her at lunch, give her your sweat shirt, spend time with her, make her feel good, put your arm round her, kiss her, make her laugh, and dont go out with her unless you truley like her and not using her.
Click on “Like”
Tips to impress a girl: sit with her at lunch, give her your sweat shirt, spend time with her, make her feel good, put your arm round her, kiss her, make her laugh, and dont go out with her unless you truley like her and not using her.
Annoying th i ngs to do on an elevator
1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
3) MEOW occasionally.
4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “Youre one of THEM” – and back away slowly