Steve Huey
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Omaha, AR(DE)- Amazingly the act to end ones life ultimately
saved it.
“Steve Huey” was suffering from an inoperable and fatal brain tumor. Doctors had given him only two months to live, so Huey decided to end It sooner rather than face the pain. He wrote a suicide note and then placed the gun to his head and shot.
Later, friends found him on the floor in a pool of blood. They called the ambulance and
within hours, Huey was up and walking around. “His sense of humor was amazing, but
even more amazing is his luck,” remarked his doctor.
The chances of him shooting out his brain tumor are 254 million to one. The bullet missed all of the vital parts of the brain and shot out the tumor. Friends and family have urged Huey to put his luck to good use and buy lots of lottery tickets.
“I tell him everyday go buy a lottry ticket and go bet on a horse, but he just wont do it. Sometimes he can be so stubborn,” said a close friend. Doctors are cautioning to other terminal patients not to try what Huey did. They say there is no way that they help themselves, they will harm themselves severely.
Huey is currently writing a book and is planning a national book signing tour. Also in the
works, a movie and a sitcom based on his story. “I am a very lucky guy and I plan to turn this mirale into some serious cash for myself,” said Huey in an exclusive interview. An auction is also in the works that will sell the gun, the hosptal bill, and the tumor itself. Any collector will love to own this tumor and should be willing to spend lots of money for it,” added Huey.
Ice Cream Filled Grand Canyon
Mexico City, Mexico(DE) – At the annual conference for the American Citizens For A Better Grand Canyon Group (ACFABGCG), attendees decided that the only way to attract more people to the Grand Canyon would be to fill the natural woder with ice cream. Twenty millions gallons of ice cream will be needed to maintain a full level everyday. It is hoped that this will help Arizonas ice cream manufacturing plants and a fee will also be passed for anyone that looks at the Grand Canyon. In other Grand Canyon developments, a vote narrowly failed to build an amusement park at the bottom under all the ice cream.
Dog To Fly Around World
Atlanta, GA(DE) – A dog owned by Jim Finderwill attempt to fly around the world this fall. The dogs name is Lucky and is a very special dog. Lucky learned to fly when he was accidentally dropped from a plane at 30,000 feet. He survived the fall thanks to Luckys abnormally large ears and tail. Luckys routs include the cities of San Diego, Tokyo,Moscow, Paris, New York City and many others. When Lucky arrives back in Atlanta, sometime this summer, a big parade will be scheduled to be given in his honor. Also, there is a made for TV movie in the works tht will debut soon after he leaves on his voyage. Everyone at the Duncan Exposй wants to wish Lucky the best