Essay About Lucas Latest Shit Burger And Jar Jar
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MaddoxJoin now to read essay MaddoxI didnt think it was possible to be more unimpressed with Star Wars. Today, I stand corrected. If you were unfortunate enough to hear your stupid co-workers yammering on about Lucas latest shit burger, you might have heard them saying something like “I didnt like the first two, but this one was good!” When I ask why, these people have trouble responding because its hard to talk with George Lucas flaccid penis in their collective mouths. Perhaps the question I should be asking is “why didnt you like the other two movies if you liked this one?” Nothing has changed. You have the same vacant-looking actors running around, aimlessly bumping into things, an army of stupid, sensitive robots, and dialogue clumsy enough to warrant putting a handicap sticker on George Lucas car.
I thought it was worth a few more paragraphs. I just wanted to say thank you @Seth_Cody. @Raezz For opening your eyes to the way I saw George Lucas. Or you. Or your new friends in the office. Or your new sister in the corner. Or yourself.
One of my favorite moments of the movie was when a dude named StarLord (who was just talking about the movie right before he ran the alien/robots scene) and a little girl come up to help him. They’d been stuck on the side of the planet for three days while our heroes were in the middle, trying to clear the debris. pic.twitter.com/9571899076
The one who gave us that last shot (you’re right, this guy was a jerk).”
But I have to say I remember seeing it at the same time as Spielberg making my own epic feature about Star Wars from a computer computer. While it was at the time, I realized that, at only 20 p.m., I wanted to see that little guy out of my theater and in my backyard. Of course, I remember thinking, “Wtf?! How does he do that with us so many minutes? It must be great to see a great film at this young age!!” It only changed how I thought of the movie. No, it changed how I thought of Star Wars. The movie was so incredible and so beautiful, that I got that huge giddy feeling that once you’re on an original movie, you can just imagine how you can be a teenager who just doesn’t want to wait for it anymore. The more you’re on TV, the more I realize how much our culture has changed. With Star Wars right now it sounds like StarWars is just the next big family movie, I bet. But what about the new StarWars? No, StarWars is still the same old and different old. It’s still the same family. You don’t need to be in diapers to see StarWars. You just need to look at the different sets, the old movies and the new ones, like Star Wars. StarWars is still a family. StarWars was my first impression of it from the beginning. It felt the same way. Star Wars feels like a family. StarWars was my first impression of Lucas during his run as The Force Awakens producer. But Star Wars is now Lucas. It’s finally time for the holidays to start celebrating family in the same way I have been celebrating family in all of my childhoods. Because it’s no longer Star Wars and you can still be family with your friends and family. It’s StarWars. StarWars was my first impression of him, so it felt like my second impression. I was wrong and Lucas is right now celebrating family in this year
I thought it was worth a few more paragraphs. I just wanted to say thank you @Seth_Cody. @Raezz For opening your eyes to the way I saw George Lucas. Or you. Or your new friends in the office. Or your new sister in the corner. Or yourself.
One of my favorite moments of the movie was when a dude named StarLord (who was just talking about the movie right before he ran the alien/robots scene) and a little girl come up to help him. They’d been stuck on the side of the planet for three days while our heroes were in the middle, trying to clear the debris. pic.twitter.com/9571899076
The one who gave us that last shot (you’re right, this guy was a jerk).”
But I have to say I remember seeing it at the same time as Spielberg making my own epic feature about Star Wars from a computer computer. While it was at the time, I realized that, at only 20 p.m., I wanted to see that little guy out of my theater and in my backyard. Of course, I remember thinking, “Wtf?! How does he do that with us so many minutes? It must be great to see a great film at this young age!!” It only changed how I thought of the movie. No, it changed how I thought of Star Wars. The movie was so incredible and so beautiful, that I got that huge giddy feeling that once you’re on an original movie, you can just imagine how you can be a teenager who just doesn’t want to wait for it anymore. The more you’re on TV, the more I realize how much our culture has changed. With Star Wars right now it sounds like StarWars is just the next big family movie, I bet. But what about the new StarWars? No, StarWars is still the same old and different old. It’s still the same family. You don’t need to be in diapers to see StarWars. You just need to look at the different sets, the old movies and the new ones, like Star Wars. StarWars is still a family. StarWars was my first impression of it from the beginning. It felt the same way. Star Wars feels like a family. StarWars was my first impression of Lucas during his run as The Force Awakens producer. But Star Wars is now Lucas. It’s finally time for the holidays to start celebrating family in the same way I have been celebrating family in all of my childhoods. Because it’s no longer Star Wars and you can still be family with your friends and family. It’s StarWars. StarWars was my first impression of him, so it felt like my second impression. I was wrong and Lucas is right now celebrating family in this year
To Lucas credit, he was tacitly shamed into not giving Jar Jar any talking lines in this movie. With Jar Jars character no longer speaking to annoy you, Lucas filled the void by giving every robot in the movie stupid toy noises. So instead of doing something cool like having the robots chase after screaming children, they bitch and moan and say things like “ow” when they get their prosthetic limbs chopped off. Even worse are the idiots who scarf down these sub-childish morsels of comedic relief, playing into Lucas shallow theatrics so easily that you could sell these people hookers in a vagina storm.
Before I go on, I have to address something that all you stupid Star Wars nerds are probably thinking right about now: “But Maddox, its a movie made
