Leon and the Spitting Image
Leon and the Spitting Image
BOOK REPORT
Title: Leon and the Spitting Image
Author: Allen Kurzwell
This is a book report about Leon and the Spitting Image, created by Allen Kurzwell. As you look down, the dedication towards this book will be seen. It is a privilege to read this special book. Why do you think I chose this book? I chose it because of its name and because of the illustrations. I chose it because for some reason, it has been in the Scholastics for around three, four, or maybe five years. What keeps teachers and students so nailed down to this book? What makes it so special that makes anyone feel like reading it? One thing is that I’ve always loved this book because of its title. What did these simple words mean? I thought to myself that Leon and the Spitting Image had something to do with a boy named Leon who found a portrait in the museum that spits. Back then, I was a helpless little kid who didn’t know much vocabulary. That’s when I learned about metaphors or other references from the dictionary. You can call it a nickname if you want. But for now, it’s your turn to read this story. And when you do, I’m sure you’ll finally know the answer to all these questions… so, what are you waiting for?

What do you think this book is about? Is it about spitting at people for revenge? Is it about learning how to spit a certain way? I understand if you have already read this book. However, don’t spoil it for others! If you’re not that interested into these kinds of things, I suggest you stop reading this instant. As a clue, you shall know that this book is about cherishing the rough moments in your life. It is about taking things for granted and regretting for doing them, to feel like you need to start all over again. Have you ever had a time where you did something horrible, and sooner or later you wished that you could go back in time and change it again so terrible stuff would’ve never happened? I did. And this is what this book is all about. The thing is- are they regretting it or are they loving it?

Leon was an original boy who went to school. At least, he felt this way until the extraordinary thing happened. Leon’s mother worked in a hotel, but she demanded for him to sleep in there- basically, staying at the hotel as if it were a home. Leon always complained about the ice machine that he considered a queen that was evil and made sure you didn’t go to sleep. What I mean is, there was an ice machine near his room that didn’t work properly and would chug ice and groan and scuttle all night which kept him awake. Everyday a taxi driver drove him to his school. Because he went to school everyday, he began a collection of his own kind. This collection was a taxi driver collection. Leon would always ask taxi drivers for their license plate. He would jot down where they came from. He wanted taxi drivers from the whole world. Nothing changed, though. Once he had arrived at school, Henry Lumpkin who was a big bully would push and kick him around all day. Sometimes he would pin Leon to the ground during a big rainstorm and make him late for class!

This year, Leon had a teacher who made him feel like she was the strictest teacher in the whole school. Well, I didn’t actually have to mention that because obviously, she was. She would torture her students all day, demanding homework assignments and tapping on the desks with a heavy sharp stick to keep the students awake and working. His teacher was henceforth, Ms. Hagmeyer. Ms. Hagmeyer was weird in many ways. The thing is, she had a large pointer that turned out to be a sharp needle! Her cabinets were filled with disgusting weird things like eyes of all types of animals. She had snake eyes, dragon eyes, phoenix eyes, spider eyes, toad eyes, and her panty hose each separately inserted into different cabinets that were supposed to be for the use of storing test and work files. The other thing was, she taught sewing all day long! You would think that Ms. Hagmeyer would be nice enough to teach sewing because only a motherly teacher would do that. But Leon’s teacher was strange, so that was that.

Each day, Leon is subjected to sewing plush animals stuffed with the teacher’s panty hose. The other thing was, Leon had trouble at all the sewing that he only got 2 stitches per inch, which was less than the admirable and acceptable amount, 3 stitches per inch. Antoinette was the teacher’s pet who could easily obtain seven stitches per inch. Anyway, Leon got angry and frustrated. He was mad, tired, and once he got home everyday his mind was finally at rest and filled with relief. One day, the whole class had a trip to the Medieval Times Museum of Art and Literature. Leon passed by a strange gargoyle who had black tar looking stains in

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